Yo mama so poor that when I rang the door-bell she ran upstairs to stick her head out the window and yelled, "Ding dong!"

Q:  What do you call Pamela Anderson doing a back-stroke?
A:  Islands in the stream.

!Riddles! Q:  What has four eyes but can not see?  A:  Mississippi Q:  What did the Pharoah say when he was scared? A:  I want my MUMMY! Q:  What is red but has no words? A:  a volcano badge